Boys, Boys Boys...got him Banned, Banned Banned

After his rather scandalous AMA performance, it seems it is becoming harder and harder for American Idol runner up Adam Lambert to find work these days.



The controversy is over Lambert's makeout with his drummer (who happens to be male) and suggestive dance moves. This incident is being compared to Elvis Pressley's infamous pelvic thrusts that were frowned upon in the 1950's.



Just days after Lambert's debut performance, he was scheduled for a concert on ABC's Good Morning America, which was suspitiously cancelled. Now, Lambert's other ABC apperance have also been cancelled including an apperance on Jimmy Kimmel.

Has this stunt cost Adam Lambert his career? Stay tunned.

...Risky Business?!

Famed crazy man...I mean actor, Tom Cruise is being saught out for his craziest role yet: a So You Think You Can Dance guest judge.

As if judge Mary Murphy is not annoying enough, now she is trying to get this ball rolling. What would posses her to make her think that Tom Cruise is qualified to just a dance competetion. He has done just about everything else, so this should come as no shock. Cruise's wife was even confronted about the possible position. She agrees with Murphy claims "he would be great."

While Cruise might have previously been on the "hot tamale train," it has long since left the station.

FOURRRRR!!!!

While he might be a master at driving a golf ball, driving a car is another story for Tiger Woods.

Friday morning, the golf legend backed his Escalade over a fire hydrant and then into a tree. Because he was knocked unconscious, his wife was forced to take a golf course to the car's window to get him out. The athlete suffered only minor injuries and was released from the hospital the same day in good condition.

State troopers were scheduled to talk to Mr. Woods Saturday untill his agent emerged from his house stating that Tiger was "unable to meet with officers at this time." If this had been any normal person, would this fly? I think not.

Its Not Over Untill the Obnoxious Couple Sings

Because the American population is really not tired of hearing about Spencer Pratt and Hedi Montag and their D-list celebrity fame, so lets hear something else about them. Now there's music involved...perrrrrrrfect.

Hedi Montag will release her first solo album, rightfully named Superficial, after her debut performance at this summer's Miss Univese Pagent. Her album cover has just been released and is said to be a throw back to the 80's and the "mixed tape". Her The Hills co-star Audrina Patridge calls her attempt a "disappointment". At least someone one that show has a lick of common sense.

I Am Yours...for Thanksgiving at least

Happy Turkey day to us! Beyonce is giving "thanks" to her fans by airing her national tour on ABC Thanksgiving Night. I mean, I do not know about you but right after I finish a great big helping of turkey and all the fixings, Beyonce is exactly what my mind drifts to. (After I have consumed my calorie intake for the month, seeing her toned and perfectly sculpted body makes me feel so good about myself.)

The one-hour concert special shows behind the scene footage of her ongoing I AM tour mainly focused at her Wynn Las Vegas show. Viewers might even get a peak of the artist's infamous alter ego "Sasha Fierce". With Paul McCarney as her follow-up act, its a perfect holiday treat...riiiiiiiiiiight.

I Dream of Johnny

Joinning the likes of Brad Pitt and George Cloony, Johnny Depp has been named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for the second time. Thank you People magazine!! As an avid Johnny Depp fan, I cannot think of a more suited title for this actor. From his quirky, reclusive personality to his amazing acting skills, it seems as though he can do no wrong.

With memorable characters such as the infamous Jack Sparrow or the misunderstood Edward Sicssorhands, Depp is much more than a pretty face. The father of two would much rather spend time with his children and long-time partner, Vanessa Paradis, than in the limelight. Perhaps it is his mysterious disappearing acts form the public eye that make his attractive. What ever it is, he certainly has people asking "...but why's all the Johnny gone?!"

Werewolves, Vampires, and Bellla...Oh my!

Because of the impending release of the new installment of the Twilight saga's New Moon (Friday 12:05am...I will be there!), I felt it absolutely necessary to devote one more blog post to this bandwagon that even the celebrities seem to be jumping on. Through different sources I have comprised a Team Jacob/Team Edward list...which celebs are on your side?

TEAM JACOB: Kim Kardashian

TEAM EDWARD: Ashley Tisdale, Joe Jonas, Kelly Clarkson, Hillary Duff

TEAM TWILIGHT: Pete Wentz, Rosario Dawson, Ryan Seacrest, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens