...Risky Business?!

Famed crazy man...I mean actor, Tom Cruise is being saught out for his craziest role yet: a So You Think You Can Dance guest judge.

As if judge Mary Murphy is not annoying enough, now she is trying to get this ball rolling. What would posses her to make her think that Tom Cruise is qualified to just a dance competetion. He has done just about everything else, so this should come as no shock. Cruise's wife was even confronted about the possible position. She agrees with Murphy claims "he would be great."

While Cruise might have previously been on the "hot tamale train," it has long since left the station.

FOURRRRR!!!!

While he might be a master at driving a golf ball, driving a car is another story for Tiger Woods.

Friday morning, the golf legend backed his Escalade over a fire hydrant and then into a tree. Because he was knocked unconscious, his wife was forced to take a golf course to the car's window to get him out. The athlete suffered only minor injuries and was released from the hospital the same day in good condition.

State troopers were scheduled to talk to Mr. Woods Saturday untill his agent emerged from his house stating that Tiger was "unable to meet with officers at this time." If this had been any normal person, would this fly? I think not.

Its Not Over Untill the Obnoxious Couple Sings

Because the American population is really not tired of hearing about Spencer Pratt and Hedi Montag and their D-list celebrity fame, so lets hear something else about them. Now there's music involved...perrrrrrrfect.

Hedi Montag will release her first solo album, rightfully named Superficial, after her debut performance at this summer's Miss Univese Pagent. Her album cover has just been released and is said to be a throw back to the 80's and the "mixed tape". Her The Hills co-star Audrina Patridge calls her attempt a "disappointment". At least someone one that show has a lick of common sense.

I Am Yours...for Thanksgiving at least

Happy Turkey day to us! Beyonce is giving "thanks" to her fans by airing her national tour on ABC Thanksgiving Night. I mean, I do not know about you but right after I finish a great big helping of turkey and all the fixings, Beyonce is exactly what my mind drifts to. (After I have consumed my calorie intake for the month, seeing her toned and perfectly sculpted body makes me feel so good about myself.)

The one-hour concert special shows behind the scene footage of her ongoing I AM tour mainly focused at her Wynn Las Vegas show. Viewers might even get a peak of the artist's infamous alter ego "Sasha Fierce". With Paul McCarney as her follow-up act, its a perfect holiday treat...riiiiiiiiiiight.

I Dream of Johnny

Joinning the likes of Brad Pitt and George Cloony, Johnny Depp has been named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for the second time. Thank you People magazine!! As an avid Johnny Depp fan, I cannot think of a more suited title for this actor. From his quirky, reclusive personality to his amazing acting skills, it seems as though he can do no wrong.

With memorable characters such as the infamous Jack Sparrow or the misunderstood Edward Sicssorhands, Depp is much more than a pretty face. The father of two would much rather spend time with his children and long-time partner, Vanessa Paradis, than in the limelight. Perhaps it is his mysterious disappearing acts form the public eye that make his attractive. What ever it is, he certainly has people asking "...but why's all the Johnny gone?!"

Werewolves, Vampires, and Bellla...Oh my!

Because of the impending release of the new installment of the Twilight saga's New Moon (Friday 12:05am...I will be there!), I felt it absolutely necessary to devote one more blog post to this bandwagon that even the celebrities seem to be jumping on. Through different sources I have comprised a Team Jacob/Team Edward list...which celebs are on your side?

TEAM JACOB: Kim Kardashian

TEAM EDWARD: Ashley Tisdale, Joe Jonas, Kelly Clarkson, Hillary Duff

TEAM TWILIGHT: Pete Wentz, Rosario Dawson, Ryan Seacrest, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens

Why so...seriously?!

As if we are not tired enough of hearing about dads feeding off of their children for fame, ahem Jon Gosselin, it just does not stop. Now its Gosselin's "friend" Michael Lohan is releasing phone conversations he has recorded with ex-wife Dina concerning their estranged daughter Lindsay. As if she does not have enough problems...lets add a couple more.

The lastest set of tapes not only concern Lohan's troubled offspring, but also the late Heath Ledger. (Low blow, Michael.) Dina claims that she would drop Lindsay off at Ledger's apartment and that they were "very, very close."

Dear Michael Lohan,
GIVE IT A REST. Leave your poor, seriously troubled daughter alone. Anything that is her business is hers, not something for you to use and try and get more famous. I can alomst promise you, no one wants to hear about you...what you are doing is DISGUSTING. Not only are you harming your own daughter, but you are harming the deceased, too. You, my friend, are seriously disturbed.

Rihanna speaks out

Last week, Rihanna fans finally heard her side of her altercation with then boyfriend Chris Brown. After detailing the way she felt about the attack and even what happend, fans were left puzzled. Should she have spoken about the attack? Was it a private matter? Well, alleged attacker, Chris Brown released a statement about Rihanna's account the tragic event. Brown told MTV, 'I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us."

For once, I actually agree. I know that Rihanna was the victim and what Brown did to her was inexcusable. Normal domestic violence cases are not on display for the world and I do not believe this one should be an exception. I am all for Rihanna speaking out against domestic violence but I really do not think either party should put this event in the public trials of opinion.

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

In dedication of the purchase of my ticket to the midnight showing of The Twilight Saga's New Moon, I have decided to blog about another Robert Pattinson story.

Now instead of being on Vanity fair, Mr. Pattinson has moved on the fashion magazine Harper's Bazar. Not exactly understand the fashion world's obsession with the star, other than the fact that he is incredibly gorgous...but thats a different post. He is joined this time by his rumored lover and co-star, Kristen Stewart. The duo seemed to be more than cozy in the photoshoot and the only mention of their widely discussed relationship seems to be an inferrence from the magazine that they are "close, very close." The pictures are absolutely amazing and I'm sure they will be the topic of much speculation when the magazine hits newstands.

Vanity Fair has gone to the Dark, or should I say Cold, Side.

With the impending release of the second installment of the Twilight saga, which I will be getting my tickets to the Midnight showing...so excited, it seems as though the three main actors are everywhere. Our most beloved, sparkling vampire Edward...oh wait, I mean Robert Pattinson has made it to the cover of the esteemed fashion magazine Vanity Fair. Some critics claim his 12-page spread (thank you Vanity Fair!!!!) has turned the posh magazine into a mixture between "tiger beat and a J.Crew catalog." Among discuss how he eats lobster (?!) and his ability to stay in bed all day, his much speculated relationship with costar Kristen Stewart is also an intense part of the article. Any and all Twilight fans, this looks like a MUST read.