yet another new moon story...well, kind of.

Saturday Night Live was graced with the presence of New Moon's breakout star, Taylor Lautner. As anyone would expect, his rumored relationship with country singer Taylor Swift was a mojor topic of his opening monologue. He joked about the actual relationship between the two and the infamous "Kanye" incident.

A fact that most people overlooked in the whole incident, Taylor Lautner presented Taylor with her award and was on stage when the debacle took place. Lautner proceeded to tell the crowd that had he been quicker on his feet things would have gone much differently. The skit moved along to show Taylor releasing some of his inner werewolf on Kanye.

And for those T-squared supporters out there, thier relationship was all but confirmed if you combine material from both of their recent SNL monologues. Sa-weet!

Playbaby!

Former Playboy Girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson gave birth to a bouncing baby boy on Friday morning at 12:37 a.m. She and hubby/NFL star Hank Basset welcomed the 9 lb. 5 oz. boy in their new home of Indiana. Hank was recently traded to the Indianapolis Colts.

"Bang"in'....?

Taylor Swift out for a girls night with a new hairdo. It seems as though the country crooner has shed her signature curls for and edgy, straight new look complete with bold bangs. Swift has been quoted as saying that she use to straighten her hair for boys all the time and refused to do that anymore. Could this new look have anything to do with trying to impress her rumored new beau, Taylor Lautner? I doubt it. Taylor seems to be the kind of gal that does not change for anyone. Personally, I love it. I mean, it is her hair so she can do whatever she wants but i have a feeling everyone would love her no matter what her hair looked like.

A side of 8 with that?

Ever wondered what its like to be one of Kate and Jon Gosselin's 8? Well some people in Raleigh, North Carolina got a "taste" of it.

Gosselin was in the southern city shooting test segments for her new solo gig with TLC. Customers got a surprise at Finch's Resturant when it was Gosselin taking their order. Since the Gosselin's gaggle was missing, perhaps this show will be Kate minus 8. I am so happy that she and the people at TLC finally got the hint and are leaving them out of this one.

Same sTORI all over again...

Tori Spelling's Husband, Dean McDermott, has put everyone's mind to ease...yeah, right. He claims that his wife and her seemingly on-again/off-again relationship with her mother is on the mend, for the millionth time.

This time it is all about Tori and Dean's gorgous kids. Candy Spelling, Tori's mother, is reportedly seeing the children which is what their new found tolerance for each other is all about.

Both members of this tiff have taken stab after stab at each other in the public eye. Both have written the gorey details of their life together in their respective tell-all books. Tori's show, Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, also showed the feud in all its glory.

How long will this last? I'm giving it about a week.

A new BRAND of comedy

Outrageous, offensive, and highly perverted are all words that have been used to describe mad-man comic Russel Brand. Brand is famous for movies, such as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and for his ongoing run as MTV's go to guy for hosting gigs. Now it seems as though Brand is trading in his promiscuous ways for the life of a lover.

It appears that Russel is completely smitten with his rumored new love, Katy Perry. He's already met the parents and while getting married might not exactly be on his mind, kids are: "I don't know, get married, you say? That would be good, isn't it? I want to have children – that would be good."

So...Katy Perry is a brainwasher...? That has to be the only explaination for roping in this self-admitted player.

Role Model...?

It seems as though pop sensation MIley Cyrus is under scrutiney once again. This time it is he apparent "new addition" to her body. She was spotted relaxing in Miami beachafter wrapping her tour. Her hot pink bikini revealed a tattoo under her left breast that says "just breathe."

The tattoo should come as no surprise to Miley fans. Her mother and brother have both been tatted up recently. Should parents be worried that now their little girls will want a tattoo in a rather provocative place? I'm somewhat torn about this. It is completely Miley and her family's decsion what she puts onto her own body; but , at the same time, she has made her fame and fortune being a role modle for young teens all across the world.

Boys, Boys Boys...got him Banned, Banned Banned

After his rather scandalous AMA performance, it seems it is becoming harder and harder for American Idol runner up Adam Lambert to find work these days.



The controversy is over Lambert's makeout with his drummer (who happens to be male) and suggestive dance moves. This incident is being compared to Elvis Pressley's infamous pelvic thrusts that were frowned upon in the 1950's.



Just days after Lambert's debut performance, he was scheduled for a concert on ABC's Good Morning America, which was suspitiously cancelled. Now, Lambert's other ABC apperance have also been cancelled including an apperance on Jimmy Kimmel.

Has this stunt cost Adam Lambert his career? Stay tunned.

...Risky Business?!

Famed crazy man...I mean actor, Tom Cruise is being saught out for his craziest role yet: a So You Think You Can Dance guest judge.

As if judge Mary Murphy is not annoying enough, now she is trying to get this ball rolling. What would posses her to make her think that Tom Cruise is qualified to just a dance competetion. He has done just about everything else, so this should come as no shock. Cruise's wife was even confronted about the possible position. She agrees with Murphy claims "he would be great."

While Cruise might have previously been on the "hot tamale train," it has long since left the station.

FOURRRRR!!!!

While he might be a master at driving a golf ball, driving a car is another story for Tiger Woods.

Friday morning, the golf legend backed his Escalade over a fire hydrant and then into a tree. Because he was knocked unconscious, his wife was forced to take a golf course to the car's window to get him out. The athlete suffered only minor injuries and was released from the hospital the same day in good condition.

State troopers were scheduled to talk to Mr. Woods Saturday untill his agent emerged from his house stating that Tiger was "unable to meet with officers at this time." If this had been any normal person, would this fly? I think not.

Its Not Over Untill the Obnoxious Couple Sings

Because the American population is really not tired of hearing about Spencer Pratt and Hedi Montag and their D-list celebrity fame, so lets hear something else about them. Now there's music involved...perrrrrrrfect.

Hedi Montag will release her first solo album, rightfully named Superficial, after her debut performance at this summer's Miss Univese Pagent. Her album cover has just been released and is said to be a throw back to the 80's and the "mixed tape". Her The Hills co-star Audrina Patridge calls her attempt a "disappointment". At least someone one that show has a lick of common sense.

I Am Yours...for Thanksgiving at least

Happy Turkey day to us! Beyonce is giving "thanks" to her fans by airing her national tour on ABC Thanksgiving Night. I mean, I do not know about you but right after I finish a great big helping of turkey and all the fixings, Beyonce is exactly what my mind drifts to. (After I have consumed my calorie intake for the month, seeing her toned and perfectly sculpted body makes me feel so good about myself.)

The one-hour concert special shows behind the scene footage of her ongoing I AM tour mainly focused at her Wynn Las Vegas show. Viewers might even get a peak of the artist's infamous alter ego "Sasha Fierce". With Paul McCarney as her follow-up act, its a perfect holiday treat...riiiiiiiiiiight.

I Dream of Johnny

Joinning the likes of Brad Pitt and George Cloony, Johnny Depp has been named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for the second time. Thank you People magazine!! As an avid Johnny Depp fan, I cannot think of a more suited title for this actor. From his quirky, reclusive personality to his amazing acting skills, it seems as though he can do no wrong.

With memorable characters such as the infamous Jack Sparrow or the misunderstood Edward Sicssorhands, Depp is much more than a pretty face. The father of two would much rather spend time with his children and long-time partner, Vanessa Paradis, than in the limelight. Perhaps it is his mysterious disappearing acts form the public eye that make his attractive. What ever it is, he certainly has people asking "...but why's all the Johnny gone?!"

Werewolves, Vampires, and Bellla...Oh my!

Because of the impending release of the new installment of the Twilight saga's New Moon (Friday 12:05am...I will be there!), I felt it absolutely necessary to devote one more blog post to this bandwagon that even the celebrities seem to be jumping on. Through different sources I have comprised a Team Jacob/Team Edward list...which celebs are on your side?

TEAM JACOB: Kim Kardashian

TEAM EDWARD: Ashley Tisdale, Joe Jonas, Kelly Clarkson, Hillary Duff

TEAM TWILIGHT: Pete Wentz, Rosario Dawson, Ryan Seacrest, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens

Why so...seriously?!

As if we are not tired enough of hearing about dads feeding off of their children for fame, ahem Jon Gosselin, it just does not stop. Now its Gosselin's "friend" Michael Lohan is releasing phone conversations he has recorded with ex-wife Dina concerning their estranged daughter Lindsay. As if she does not have enough problems...lets add a couple more.

The lastest set of tapes not only concern Lohan's troubled offspring, but also the late Heath Ledger. (Low blow, Michael.) Dina claims that she would drop Lindsay off at Ledger's apartment and that they were "very, very close."

Dear Michael Lohan,
GIVE IT A REST. Leave your poor, seriously troubled daughter alone. Anything that is her business is hers, not something for you to use and try and get more famous. I can alomst promise you, no one wants to hear about you...what you are doing is DISGUSTING. Not only are you harming your own daughter, but you are harming the deceased, too. You, my friend, are seriously disturbed.

Rihanna speaks out

Last week, Rihanna fans finally heard her side of her altercation with then boyfriend Chris Brown. After detailing the way she felt about the attack and even what happend, fans were left puzzled. Should she have spoken about the attack? Was it a private matter? Well, alleged attacker, Chris Brown released a statement about Rihanna's account the tragic event. Brown told MTV, 'I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us."

For once, I actually agree. I know that Rihanna was the victim and what Brown did to her was inexcusable. Normal domestic violence cases are not on display for the world and I do not believe this one should be an exception. I am all for Rihanna speaking out against domestic violence but I really do not think either party should put this event in the public trials of opinion.

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

In dedication of the purchase of my ticket to the midnight showing of The Twilight Saga's New Moon, I have decided to blog about another Robert Pattinson story.

Now instead of being on Vanity fair, Mr. Pattinson has moved on the fashion magazine Harper's Bazar. Not exactly understand the fashion world's obsession with the star, other than the fact that he is incredibly gorgous...but thats a different post. He is joined this time by his rumored lover and co-star, Kristen Stewart. The duo seemed to be more than cozy in the photoshoot and the only mention of their widely discussed relationship seems to be an inferrence from the magazine that they are "close, very close." The pictures are absolutely amazing and I'm sure they will be the topic of much speculation when the magazine hits newstands.

Vanity Fair has gone to the Dark, or should I say Cold, Side.

With the impending release of the second installment of the Twilight saga, which I will be getting my tickets to the Midnight showing...so excited, it seems as though the three main actors are everywhere. Our most beloved, sparkling vampire Edward...oh wait, I mean Robert Pattinson has made it to the cover of the esteemed fashion magazine Vanity Fair. Some critics claim his 12-page spread (thank you Vanity Fair!!!!) has turned the posh magazine into a mixture between "tiger beat and a J.Crew catalog." Among discuss how he eats lobster (?!) and his ability to stay in bed all day, his much speculated relationship with costar Kristen Stewart is also an intense part of the article. Any and all Twilight fans, this looks like a MUST read.

THe Hills > Grey's Anatomy

As if people were not under the impression that The Hills starlet Kristen Cavallari was concieted or obnoxious, she proves it once again. At the Rock the Kasbah charity event in Hollywood, Miss Cavallari was quoted as saying The Hills was "the number one show and we are doing really well." She even went as far as to say that it was doing better than ABC's hit Grey's Anatomy. Oh really Kristen? Lets look at those ratings and see if that is the case shall we. Since Kristen replaced Lauren Conrad on the reality show, the ratings have been dismal, starting out with only 2 million viewers the first episode and 1.72 million viewers the second episode. These rating slipups have been blamed alsmost entirly on Kristen. To this, she claims, "At the end of the day it's not up to me to make a great TV show. It's the whole crew, the whole cast. It's not just on me. I think to put all that pressure on me is pretty unfair."

The Hills has been one of my favorite shows ever since it first aired. One of the main reasons I loved the show was because of Lauren Conrad. I liked her as a person and semi respected her...as you as you can respect a scripted reality star. When I found out last spring that the show would no longer be centered around her and that it would focus on her, I was disappointed. I think she is manipulative and just a nasty, for lack of a better term, person in general. I think the entire reason that she was choosen was because she would highten the drama factor, which is understandable because thats what the show is based on. It is obviously not coming off well to fans, or former fans I guess I should say.

Taylor Squared...loveee it.

After being spotted at two Taylor Swift concerts and seen canoodling with the country crooner afterwards, it seems that Twilight Saga star Taylor Lautner will be the subject of the next country hit. Taylore squared was spotted in L.A. together at a hockey game. The same named duo have been linked since they began filming Valentine's Day together. This could quite possibly be the most attractive teen couple out there. Let me just say that Taylor Swift is one lucky girl...I am sure many other twilighters feel the same way. Also being a fan of Swift's music, I hope this relationship soon ends up on my ipod in the form of a new hit!

Bleedin' Love...seriously!!

Oh my goodness. I hope this story is just as upsurd to you our there in cyberland as it is to me. Yesterday, "Bleedin' Love" singer and Simon Cowell favorite Leona Lewis was puched by a fan at her CD signing in London. No, you did not read that wrong...the singer, said to be the next Whitney Houston, was PUNCHED! Apparently after signing autographs for 90 minutes, a strange man came up and hit the pop diva in the side of the head. It was not serious enough for Lewis to have to be taken to the hospital, however, on lookers say she was "visably disturbed and shaken." Rightfully so! Im sorry, but people these days are just crazy.

Finally Sophia!

Most of you probably will not enjoy this post but for my fellow One Tree Hill fans, Sophia Bush is finally getting back out there. Since her split with short-time hubby and former One Tree Hill star Chad Michael Murry, her love life has been understandably out of the public eye. Have no fear my fellow Sophia lovers, she is back.

Apparently the set is a very comfortable place for Miss Bush to find love. She is now romaticly linked with her on-screen boyfriend Austin Nichols. Lets hope he is much, much less of a jerk then some of her previous blunders...thanks Chad.

Jon and Kate part 1,000,000,000

Seriously, I cannot believe that I even have the story blog about them. This is pretty ridiulous. Because of my recent ailment, stupid swine flu, I have had lots of down time to catch up on school work and of course my celebrity gossip. Instead of enjoying this nice break, as much as one can with H1N1, I have been plagued with yet another turn in the extremely over played Jon and Kate Plus 8 saga. This week, TLC announced that the famed reality show, which centers around the ex-duo and their eight kids, would be renamed Kate plus 8 and would focus on Kate's new attempt at single-motherhood. Now I know that anyone who is familar at all with the story, and I mean if you aren't...where have you been?, it is no surprise that Jon Gosselin had to have his own story since he was being kicked out of the limelight. He is now completely changing his partying tune and wants his kids off the air. He even went so far as to stall his divorce with his estranged wife and claiming he wants to go to counseling. WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?! It was not a month ago that Jon was claiming he found his new soulmate and was ready to move on. Is this just ANOTHER publicity stunt? I think so, but stay tunned to find out.

This is IT!

Unless you have been living in a completely different galaxy the past two months, then you are very aware of the passing of the King of Pop. You would have also missed the money-making that has ensued after this tragic debacle. Now, you can't even go t a movie without it being advertised.

The footage taken from Michael Jackson's final days preparing for his "This is It" tour has been turned into a movie. Thats right, a movie...you will be able to go and see the glory that is Mr. Jackson. Ticket sales have already gone through the roof. Because of a limited run, it looks like not everyone will be able to witness this great, depending on your perception, event.

So, is this a good thing? I'm somewhat torn on this one. Do not get me worng...I grew up on Michael and I was upset when I learned of his passing. There is just some part of me that finds this somewhat morbid...I just do not feel right watching footage of the day before the apparently frail and sickly star passed away.

Pirates of the Carribbean 4? Yes, please!

It has come to my attention that one of the most amazing disney series is headed back to the plank for its fourth installment. Yes, thats right...Jack Sparrow is back. However, it seems that there might be perilous seas ahead.

Johnny Depp himself made an impromptu apperance at the Disney D23 Expo all decked out in this Jack Sparrow sawgg. He confirmed to a Pirates reunion because of Disney exec Dick Cook, who has now been exspelled from Disney. Will this doom our beloved pirates? Lets hope not!

Thank You Mr. West

I could not have started my celebrity gossip at a better time thanks to Mr. Kanye West. Unless you have been living under a rock for the past few days, you know about his outburst and complete rudeness towards country crossover artist, Taylor Swift. As the young and talented Miss Swift was accepting her award for best female video at the 2009 MTV VMAs, Kanye West hopped up on stage and snatched the microphone out of her hand. "Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!” Kanye exclaimed. After this completely uncalled for outburst, Kanye West was ejected from the night's festivities. Beyonce later went on to allow Taylor Swift back up on stage when her video, "Single Ladies," won the night's top honors. Kanye West later apologized on Jay Leno's new show for his outburst saying that he was "ashamed" of his actions. Several celebrities were quoted as being very disappointed in the rapper and President Obama was even quoted off the record as referring to him as a "jackass."



This sory completely baffles me. This is not the first time this man has been caught up in a scandal where his mouth got the best of him. At a Hurrican Katrina benefit on live televison, Kayne West claimed that the reason more help was not being sent to New Orleanes because "President Bush hates black people." What gives Kanye the right to be blatenly disrespectful to people? Do not get me worng, he is a musical genius in my eyes, but that in no way gives him the right to have insane outburst everytime he feels something is wrong. If just any regular Joe had hopped up on stage, they would almost certainly be fined, or in jail. Alcohol influence has caught the blame for this but thats not really a good excuse either. It was not even your video, Mr. West. Please grow up and learn that while you may have an opinion, everyone in the world does not need to know it all the time.

k,thanks.